Brandon’s Skillz
It seems our son has acquired the hunter/gatherer skills necessary for survival. Dude gets hungry and produces food seemingly at will, from nowhere. It took us a couple of days and the cat finding a stash to figure out that the groceries were disappearing quickly for a reason.
It seems the little shit has figured out that he can hide food: Between the cushions on the sofa, behind the entertainment center, under his bed, behind his TV, and I’m sure some places that we have yet to figure out.
To this point we have installed a padlock on the pantry and I am seriously thinking of an alarm buzzer for the refrigerator door. Between the cats and my son I somehow get the feeling I am about to partake in a losing battle. Maybe I will contact France for advice on losing gracefully…